A Pirate's Glossary of Terms

For shits and giggles.  

Well, it's the sad truth.  Whenever someone asks me something about whatever thing they're fantasizing about?  I usually end up stomping all over it with cruel reality, and I DON'T EVEN REALLY MEAN TO DO IT.  I need to just shut up ( Read more... )

R.Kelly : Trapped in the Closet : The Saga Continues

FORGET THE PEE THING FOR JUST A MINUTE.  YES, I KNOW I'M ASKING FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS, BUT THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.  NOW I'VE CORRUPTED MY SISTER WITH THIS, SO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF.  BECAUSE I CARE.

THIS IS THE FUNNIES SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN IN ABOUT 10 YEARS.  I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN I ( Read more... )

Did you know that the class of antibiotics including Cipro can cause depression and suicidal thoughts?  WELL, THEY CAN.
My sis can't take Cipro anymore due to her acting batshit crazy each and every time she's been prescribed this med.

Well, I was prescribed Levofloxacin and it has the same blah-blah warnings about crazy, suicidal tendencies as Cipro ( Read more... )

R.Kelly : Trapped in the Closet : The Saga Continues

OH NO.  NO NO NO.  As I just said elsewheres, YOU DO NOT CHOOSE THE MINDLESS THANKSGIVING TV MARATHON.  THE MINDLESS THANKSGIVING TV MARATHON CHOOSES YOU.  Why this?  WHY, TV GODS?  WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

I can't fight it.  It was meant to be.

Mick Jagger On The Apocalyptic 'Gimme Shelter' : NPR

This is consistently my favorite song.  I love SO MANY SONGS TO A SICK DEGREE, but SOMETHING has to be number one, and I just always go with this one.  I'm comfortable with this choice.

Why did I suddenly feel the need to share?  Well.  Since all I manage these days is posting or reposting crap all ( Read more... )

Porcupine Mountains Waterfall Picture, Wallpaper -- National Geographic Photo of the Day

Just seeing what this new Firefox addon does.  It's the "AddThis" one and it is seriously pissin' me off.  I think I'ma disable it until they fix the glitch that makes it NOT KEEP MY PREFERENCES FOR LONGER THAN ONE SECOND.  If it would work?  I'd like it loads.

( big vid. BIG. )

So I drove an HOUR to the only decent wi-fi hotspot I'm aware of just to tell y'all I'm not dead and miss you bitches very, VERY VERY MUCH OMFG.
RL?  OVERRATED.  Or maybe that's just my RL, which is full of boring, whinebag, jacktard psychos IN THE BAD WAY.  I want you guys back!  I need my good, fun sensible crazy bitches.  GAH.  SOON.  I'M ( Read more... )

I'm lazy.  I think that fact is well documented.  Makes sense that if I can find a way to get back on my lazy ass in this chair one minute sooner, I'm gonna do that, right?  Right.  This is why I have red, irritated, swollen and ANNOYING FRIGGIN' EYELIDS RIGHT NOW.  Under eye area, too ( Read more... )